Hi I'm BARVIS NOWOWSKI

HEY FRIENDS

MY NAME IS BARVIS NOWOWSKI AND I AM RUNNING

NOT FOR PRESIDENT

I AM RUNNING

RIGHT NOW

FROM MY PROBLEMS

I AM A 47 YEAR OLD MATH-MECHANIC

MY PROBLEMS ARE: PANCAKE, JEFFREY, DAVID, LEFT-EYE LOPEZ AND WORLD PEACE

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT A BIRD

(I DO - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

GOTTA SIGN OFF

GOVERNMENT IS FOLLOWING ME

GOVERNMENT IS UNDERNEATH THE CANOPY OF LIFE

GOVERNMENT TAKES RETINA SCANS, CATALOGUES RETINA SCANS IN EIFEL TOWER

EIFEL TOWER IS INVISIBLE

IF ANYONE HAS RECIPE FOR VERY GOOD SOUP

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF

ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME MODESTY

WITH YOUR SOUP

GOD DAMMIT

JESUS

JEWISH


LET'S GET SERIOUS

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT ARCH IN ST. LOUIS